Monday, February 18, 2008
WHO'S THE MYSTERY CELEB. walking down Mulholland after hours, dressed to the nines? No celeb. at all - just an undercover cop! How the Christ am I supposed to know that????
Thursday, February 14, 2008
TOM CRUISE finds himself once agian defending his Mormonism after a crowd of people dressed in MATRIX costumes protest his house. C'mon, guys! Really?
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Oh by the way this blog is back after a long haitus resulting from me maybe knocking somebody over at a Natalie Portman concert.
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Bjork is HUUUUGE!!!
I never thought I'd ever see this happen! This is like winning the Lottery of Fat Celebrities!!!!!!!!
I never thought I'd ever see this happen! This is like winning the Lottery of Fat Celebrities!!!!!!!!
Friday, December 22, 2006
Have you been following this news from Washington? It seems a radio personality and a famous judge from Dakota are taking on a newly-elected Flordia congressman for his choice to be sworn in on the Book of Daniel. Man, a show gets cancelled after two episodes and it STILL continues to cause an uproar from BEYOND THE GRAVE! Call those rascally, ghost-hunting kids from the X-Files quick - I wanna report a haunting!
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Danny DeVito that guy has looked like crap since like forever
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Have you heard about the latest STAR with a BABY on the way??? Could this be WEDDING BELLS??!!!
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Is it possible to see a famous person riding a bus? I'm not sure... but I THINK maybe I saw ROBERT DOWNEY JR>?
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Have you noticed these SEX IN THE CITY reruns cut out almost all the major scenes with Samantha? I do not pretend to uderstand the complexities of syndication, but I'm wondering if maybe Kim Cattrell dimanded more money, and this is the studio's way of saying, "nuh-uh, girl!"
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Have you heard about the latest STAR with a BABY on the way??? Could this be WEDDING BELLS??!!!
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Is it possible to see a famous person riding a bus? I'm not sure... but I THINK maybe I saw ROBERT DOWNEY JR>?
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Have you noticed these SEX IN THE CITY reruns cut out almost all the major scenes with Samantha? I do not pretend to uderstand the complexities of syndication, but I'm wondering if maybe Kim Cattrell dimanded more money, and this is the studio's way of saying, "nuh-uh, girl!"
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
I saw Jamie Foxx talking to some guys in an alley! What a sighting! I decided to push my luck and try to talk to him - really get the inside scoop on his methods for getting into his Miami Vice character. I couldn't get a word out, though. As I approached him, I was punched in the face by... ANOTHER JAMIE FOXX! I don't even understand how that is possible! I've thrown up several times since then. This Reporter knows what that means: Another trip to the Emergency Room!
