Thursday, March 03, 2005
WHAT'S GOT JUDE SO RUDE?
Won't sign an autograph? What's with that? I'm not some kind of obsessive freak, I'm a journalist!
Real classy, Jude.
Won't sign an autograph? What's with that? I'm not some kind of obsessive freak, I'm a journalist!
Real classy, Jude.
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
What's got Jacko in a tizzy? Try Beynonce~ in the hizzy with P~Dizzy!
Also, what's giving Joan Rivers the 'red' carpet 'blues?' Absolutely nothing - she's fabulous!
Don't wait! Get your ticket to Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous and you'll be 'congenial' that you did! Sandra Bullock makes Paris look 'harmed' and 'flabulous!'
What is the point of life?
Also, what's giving Joan Rivers the 'red' carpet 'blues?' Absolutely nothing - she's fabulous!
Don't wait! Get your ticket to Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous and you'll be 'congenial' that you did! Sandra Bullock makes Paris look 'harmed' and 'flabulous!'
What is the point of life?
ALZHEIMER'S TEST>> Count the "F" in the following text:>>> FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE> SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI> FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH> THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... (SEE BELOW)>>> HOW MANY ?>>>>> .... 3?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WRONG, THERE ARE 6 !!-- no joke.>>> READ IT AGAIN !>>> The reasoning behind is further down.>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The brain cannot process "OF".>> Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!>>>> Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is> a genius.> Three is normal, four is quite rare.>> Send this to your friends.> It will drive them crazy.! And keep them> occupied> for several minutes..!
