Monday, May 16, 2005
BRAD and JEN On The ROCKS??
No, not LITerally! Like they broke up. For good, I think! What's got Brad in a tizzy and Jen listenin' to Thin Lizzy? What's got this "A-list" couple scoring a "gentleman's C-minus" in the high-school advanced-placement class of LOVE? This reporter's sources say Jen's found new love in the arms of Brad's "Mr and Misses Jones" co-star Angeline Jolie.
What an adorable couple they would make if this is true! I hope they have a million babies!
Why would Jen drop a hollywood hunk for a gal with spunk but no junk in the trunk? Is Bobby-Jo Thornton in a funk and talkin' gunk? Or doesn't he "remember the Alamo"-ny! Were they ever married?
By the by, sources say don't tell Hugh Grant about all this - The sexy brit couldn't give a shit!
No, not LITerally! Like they broke up. For good, I think! What's got Brad in a tizzy and Jen listenin' to Thin Lizzy? What's got this "A-list" couple scoring a "gentleman's C-minus" in the high-school advanced-placement class of LOVE? This reporter's sources say Jen's found new love in the arms of Brad's "Mr and Misses Jones" co-star Angeline Jolie.
What an adorable couple they would make if this is true! I hope they have a million babies!
Why would Jen drop a hollywood hunk for a gal with spunk but no junk in the trunk? Is Bobby-Jo Thornton in a funk and talkin' gunk? Or doesn't he "remember the Alamo"-ny! Were they ever married?
By the by, sources say don't tell Hugh Grant about all this - The sexy brit couldn't give a shit!
