Saturday, August 27, 2005
What's **Luke Wilson** Doing On His Deck That He Doesn't Want Anyone To See?
According to him, just "Wanting to be left the fuck alone." Well, excuse me Luke, big star! What, a private citizen can't climb an ordinary tree without getting hassled by celebrities? I'm thinking of moving out of this town.
An Aside: When TOM HANKS combs his hair in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant, he sets his comb aside to wash his hands and usually doesn't notice someone stealing it. It's a fun celebrity fact!
According to him, just "Wanting to be left the fuck alone." Well, excuse me Luke, big star! What, a private citizen can't climb an ordinary tree without getting hassled by celebrities? I'm thinking of moving out of this town.
An Aside: When TOM HANKS combs his hair in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant, he sets his comb aside to wash his hands and usually doesn't notice someone stealing it. It's a fun celebrity fact!
