Friday, April 28, 2006
I just saw a guy who looked like Jeff Goldblum at a pet store down near all those gay souvenir shops run by old, gray queens. Anyway, this leads This Reporter to believe that Jeff Goldblum is thinking of buying a dog.
I hope he's thought about the responsibility that comes with caring for an animal like that. You can't just give a dog a bowl of food and assume that all its needs are met while you're off somewhere with Vince Vaugn filming a sequel to "the Wedding Smashers".
I hope he's thought about the responsibility that comes with caring for an animal like that. You can't just give a dog a bowl of food and assume that all its needs are met while you're off somewhere with Vince Vaugn filming a sequel to "the Wedding Smashers".
