Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Brush With Stardome!
THE WEEKEND weather woman from local affiliate WUPN jogs by my house at about 7:15 every morning. She has a pretty regular routine worked out, because she really does pass at about the same time each day. This Reporter has made it a point lately to be in the front yard to wave or say "hello!" when she passes. Though tired, she generally runs faster after one of our encounters - My genuine support must be a greaet encouragement!
THE WEEKEND weather woman from local affiliate WUPN jogs by my house at about 7:15 every morning. She has a pretty regular routine worked out, because she really does pass at about the same time each day. This Reporter has made it a point lately to be in the front yard to wave or say "hello!" when she passes. Though tired, she generally runs faster after one of our encounters - My genuine support must be a greaet encouragement!
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Happy Turkey Day! Hey, open thread, what is everyone thankful for?
I'll start. I'm thanksful for the internet, the only media fast enough to keep up with the torrent of celebrity gossip that This Reporter encounters on a daily basis.
Oh did you hear comedian David Blaine is having a baby? No word yet on whether there is a woman involved. That Blaine does some weird stuff. I heard he froze his testicles in a block of ice for FOUR DAYS and he STILL can make a baby.
I'll start. I'm thanksful for the internet, the only media fast enough to keep up with the torrent of celebrity gossip that This Reporter encounters on a daily basis.
Oh did you hear comedian David Blaine is having a baby? No word yet on whether there is a woman involved. That Blaine does some weird stuff. I heard he froze his testicles in a block of ice for FOUR DAYS and he STILL can make a baby.
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
I INVENTED THE PERFECT SNACK
It's a big waffle cone filled with Long John Silvers batter crumbs.
It's a big waffle cone filled with Long John Silvers batter crumbs.
Thursday, November 16, 2006
BRITT and LSAT part ways!
The biggest shoker since Drew Barrymore and Tom Green! I have to admit, this caught your Intrepid Reporter entirely by surprise. If LSAT wins those huge, veiny, lactating boobs in the divorce proceedings, it will be worth it.
Was that too far? CELEB REPORTER pulls no punches!
The biggest shoker since Drew Barrymore and Tom Green! I have to admit, this caught your Intrepid Reporter entirely by surprise. If LSAT wins those huge, veiny, lactating boobs in the divorce proceedings, it will be worth it.
Was that too far? CELEB REPORTER pulls no punches!
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
REMEMBER "YOU GO GIRL"?
Let's bring it back!
Let's bring it back!
Thursday, November 02, 2006
So you'd think if you saw three people standing in line outside a restaurant in LA and all three looked like Toby McGuire, that one of them would be Toby McGuire. But in this case you would be wrong because if you yell "TOBY MCGUIRE", two of them pretend to talk to each other and the third just looks at you like you are a lunatic.