tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62273882011-12-14T19:00:02.722-08:00Celebrity ReporterIt's all here in Celebrity Reporter!clakenoreply@blogger.comBlogger511100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-16965040654571206382008-02-18T06:13:00.001-08:002008-02-18T06:14:45.798-08:00WHO'S THE MYSTERY CELEB. walking down Mulholland after hours, dressed to the nines? No celeb. at all - just an undercover cop! How the Christ am I supposed to know that????clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-26758800410836436152008-02-14T14:02:00.000-08:002008-02-14T14:05:15.569-08:00TOM CRUISE finds himself once agian defending his Mormonism after a crowd of people dressed in MATRIX costumes protest his house. C'mon, guys! Really?clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-53218790330875550632008-02-13T14:40:00.000-08:002008-02-13T14:41:27.435-08:00Oh by the way this blog is back after a long haitus resulting from me maybe knocking somebody over at a Natalie Portman concert.clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-46562282651852745232008-02-12T13:01:00.000-08:002008-02-12T14:30:59.322-08:00Bjork is HUUUUGE!!!I never thought I'd ever see this happen! This is like winning the Lottery of Fat Celebrities!!!!!!!!clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-86419264892381342482006-12-22T07:10:00.000-08:002006-12-22T07:11:13.130-08:00Have you been following this news from Washington? It seems a radio personality and a famous judge from Dakota are taking on a newly-elected Flordia congressman for his choice to be sworn in on the Book of Daniel. Man, a show gets cancelled after two episodes and it STILL continues to cause an uproar from BEYOND THE GRAVE! Call those rascally, ghost-hunting kids from the X-Files quick - I clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1166641743620577932006-12-20T11:06:00.000-08:002006-12-20T11:09:03.636-08:00Danny DeVito that guy has looked like crap since like forever----------------------Have you heard about the latest STAR with a BABY on the way??? Could this be WEDDING BELLS??!!!-------------------Is it possible to see a famous person riding a bus? I'm not sure... but I THINK maybe I saw ROBERT DOWNEY JR>?----------------------Have you noticed these SEX IN THE CITY reruns cut out almost all theclakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1166035516949980522006-12-13T10:43:00.000-08:002006-12-13T10:45:16.963-08:00I saw Jamie Foxx talking to some guys in an alley! What a sighting! I decided to push my luck and try to talk to him - really get the inside scoop on his methods for getting into his Miami Vice character. I couldn't get a word out, though. As I approached him, I was punched in the face by... ANOTHER JAMIE FOXX! I don't even understand how that is possible! I've thrown up several times sinceclakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1165861621428256012006-12-11T10:25:00.000-08:002006-12-11T10:27:01.440-08:00HUGH JACKMAN does not eat egg yolksThey make his garbage smell awful. I eventually gave up digging through the mess, hoping to gain knowledge of what sort of materials the SOLARIS star likes to read. Only after putting the lid back on the reeking can did I notice the neat stack of newspapers and Smithsonian magazines in the recycle bin. Did you know he reads both the NY Times and the Wall clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1165434534571738082006-12-06T11:47:00.000-08:002006-12-06T11:48:54.583-08:00Brittney, Lindsey Lohan, AND Paris Hilton!That would be the best episode of The View EVER!Paris, "We're going to talk about some clothes that you can buy this season, and then about something serious we all saw on TV. But first, we thought it would be funny to get Brittney SHIT DRUNK!"Britt: "BAARRRRFFFF!"Lohan: "Oh god that's so embarassing! Hee hee! Hey I wanna talk about my new Disney clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1165270495570875982006-12-04T14:13:00.000-08:002006-12-04T14:14:55.586-08:00MEL GIBSON's new movie about THE NATIVITY is pretty tame...Just a bunch of people with beards and sandals talking, glaring, and crying. At least that's what the first half is about. I could tell you about the second half if only cineplex ushers would learn to mind their own business!clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1164999548728483772006-12-01T10:56:00.000-08:002006-12-01T10:59:08.740-08:00This Did Not Go As Planned!THIS REPORTER'S star may be rising due to a recent brush with THE LAW - though not as high as I had hoped.Yesterday, I was pulled over for a minor traffic violation. Now, I'm no fool, I know in LA there is no publicity like the stuff you get for a TV-worthy arrest and some racially or religiously offensive slurs. Now, I'm no hardened criminal, and I don't have any clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1164837771399301762006-11-29T14:01:00.000-08:002006-11-29T14:02:51.423-08:00Brush With Stardome!THE WEEKEND weather woman from local affiliate WUPN jogs by my house at about 7:15 every morning. She has a pretty regular routine worked out, because she really does pass at about the same time each day. This Reporter has made it a point lately to be in the front yard to wave or say "hello!" when she passes. Though tired, she generally runs faster after one of our clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1164302662534650702006-11-23T09:21:00.000-08:002006-11-23T09:24:22.553-08:00Happy Turkey Day! Hey, open thread, what is everyone thankful for?I'll start. I'm thanksful for the internet, the only media fast enough to keep up with the torrent of celebrity gossip that This Reporter encounters on a daily basis.Oh did you hear comedian David Blaine is having a baby? No word yet on whether there is a woman involved. That Blaine does some weird stuff. I heard he froze his clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1164142443701691102006-11-21T12:52:00.000-08:002006-11-21T12:54:03.713-08:00I INVENTED THE PERFECT SNACKIt's a big waffle cone filled with Long John Silvers batter crumbs.clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1163692646050183152006-11-16T07:53:00.000-08:002006-11-16T07:57:26.070-08:00BRITT and LSAT part ways!The biggest shoker since Drew Barrymore and Tom Green! I have to admit, this caught your Intrepid Reporter entirely by surprise. If LSAT wins those huge, veiny, lactating boobs in the divorce proceedings, it will be worth it.Was that too far? CELEB REPORTER pulls no punches!clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1163016446925770422006-11-08T12:06:00.000-08:002006-11-08T12:07:26.946-08:00REMEMBER "YOU GO GIRL"?Let's bring it back!clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1162495120201723082006-11-02T11:15:00.000-08:002006-11-02T11:18:40.216-08:00So you'd think if you saw three people standing in line outside a restaurant in LA and all three looked like Toby McGuire, that one of them would be Toby McGuire. But in this case you would be wrong because if you yell "TOBY MCGUIRE", two of them pretend to talk to each other and the third just looks at you like you are a lunatic.clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1158115043645433642006-09-12T19:30:00.000-07:002006-09-12T19:37:23.660-07:00Have you seen Jennifer Love Hewitt's calves? Okay, celebrities, you need to stop getting fat. There is no excuse for this!Hey I"m sorry posting has been so short and sporadic lately. I've been trying to monitor the ins and outs of celebrity life while also holding onto two part-time jobs. I saw Hugh Jackman in the restaurant I work at tho. A milkshake and a large plate full of coctail clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1156448614154325912006-08-24T12:42:00.000-07:002006-08-24T12:43:34.170-07:00WHOA!I totally thought I saw Corey Feldman sleeping on the street but it was just some garbage. THAT would have been a SCOOP!clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1156274897839630892006-08-22T12:23:00.000-07:002006-08-22T12:28:17.850-07:00Well, I had to see what all the HYPE was aobut, so this intrepid reporter went to the local multiplex to see Snakes on a Plane. I have to say it was kind of a letdown and failed to live up to the title. I arrived late (these multiplexes are starting to resemble giant mazes!), so I missed the opening credits, but I didn't miss much because about an hour later I was still wondering when the clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1155997645640974422006-08-19T07:21:00.000-07:002006-08-19T07:27:25.680-07:00For those who can't get enough of those combined-name celebrity pairs:GwenstephavinNavarrolectraTeaLechovnyAnd we're still keeping our hopes up for this one: Celebrityrepressicasimpson!Have a great weekend and KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE STARS!clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1155302505661208922006-08-11T06:16:00.000-07:002006-08-11T06:21:45.676-07:00Do they HAVE to keep making movies based on real-life tragedies that have been so heavily covered by cable news and such that there is no way Hollywood could tell us anything new and surprising that we don't already know? Is it really possible that a fictionalized movie is going to cover any NEW emotional ground in a situation that we all already experienced so emotionally? Francis Ford Coppolaclakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1154550829324999132006-08-02T13:25:00.000-07:002006-08-02T13:33:49.336-07:00A "MIAMI' VICE LANDS CELEB IN HOT WATERIt looks like actor Mel Gibson took a chance and it paid off big time, if you listen to the critical buzz surrounding his sexy, steamy, dangerous retelling of the 1980's Mr. T vehicle "Miami Vice," co-starring rapper-turned-actor Slim Shady. That movie makes cops and robbings getting their asses blown off by semi-automatic weapons look like the coolest clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1146602130097006082006-05-02T13:34:00.000-07:002006-05-02T13:35:30.106-07:00Oh my GOD Beyonce oh my god oh my god!!.clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1146239341099943942006-04-28T08:44:00.000-07:002006-04-28T08:49:01.110-07:00I just saw a guy who looked like Jeff Goldblum at a pet store down near all those gay souvenir shops run by old, gray queens. Anyway, this leads This Reporter to believe that Jeff Goldblum is thinking of buying a dog.I hope he's thought about the responsibility that comes with caring for an animal like that. You can't just give a dog a bowl of food and assume that all its needs are met while clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1143750091381079702006-03-30T12:19:00.000-08:002006-04-12T09:13:36.000-07:00BRUCE WILLIS tells all!clakenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1143221670168511452006-03-24T09:33:00.000-08:002006-03-24T09:34:30.180-08:00OH GOD LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN HOW FAT ALICIA SILVERSTONE IS I SWEAR ITS LIKE SHE ATE A TIREclakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1143059723930076672006-03-22T12:25:00.000-08:002006-03-22T12:46:12.960-08:00Arrow-Smith to undergo Throat SurgeryRock-pop star The Arrow-Smith will undergo surgery to artificially enlarge his tonsils this week, causing him to miss several tour dates. As if this weird, old entertainment industry couldn't get any Wierder! Now we have celebrities getting unecessary cosmetic surgery on their tosnils!SOUTH PARK's lovable CHIEF to ReturnWhen legendary singer and South Park clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1142096321157818562006-03-11T08:50:00.000-08:002006-03-11T08:58:41.173-08:00MATTHEW MCCONNEHEY tells this intrepid reporter to STOP STARING AT HIM!Hey Matt, has it ever occurred to you that the stranger at the next table is NONE OTHER than the ever-resourceful CELEBRITY REPORTER waiting for you to do something newsworthy?This journalism tactic paid off big time, too. Halfway through his meal, McChoughnagey started to choke on a bite of breadstick. He could very well clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1141415163553971812006-03-03T11:40:00.000-08:002006-03-03T11:46:03.566-08:00Family Ties star Jennifer Anniston is getting tough on paparazzi as these camera-toting celebritographers kick it up a notch to catch candid celebrity moments.Speaking of paparazzi, my celebrity-obsessed internet-friend CelebriFan Blog has just compiled a best-of DVD of his award-winning bathroom hidden camera footage. Featured on the disk are a very heated cellphone argument between Milla clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1141358930705416952006-03-02T20:03:00.000-08:002006-03-02T20:08:50.716-08:00Teen heart throb John Depp has signed on to appear in another Pirates of the Carribean movie. Pirates 3: Cut-throat Island will feature Lord of the Rings hearthrob Aragorn and the ever popular Mick Jagger as Castle Greyskull. Anyone familliar with the famous islands on which the film is based is sure to be pleased by this sequel. I'll let you know how it turns out! KEEP WATCHING THIS SPACE!clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1141242507946737932006-03-01T11:47:00.000-08:002006-03-01T11:48:27.956-08:00I have not seen Brokeback Mountain. What's it about?clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1140043567382316272006-02-15T14:41:00.000-08:002006-02-15T14:46:07.396-08:00ANGELINA'S ADOPTION OPTIONWho is filmstress Angelina Jolie going to adopt? Rumor has it (from some pretty dependable sources) that it's beloved TV orphan Gary Coleman! That kid has got no parents, for sure.TEASER --- ! --- My friend at the coffee store says that a well-known hollywood actor has a jonesin' for some cuppa joe! Which famous D-list internet porn star frequents the cafe in quesion?clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1130024398426320822005-10-22T16:34:00.000-07:002005-10-22T16:39:58.433-07:00AROuND tHE TowN!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Anna Nicole Smith lunching with a famous photographer. He hit me in the stomach pretty hard.~~~Motley Crew frontman and reality TV star Rhandy Rhodes playing darts in a bar with Green Day! No word on who won "cricket" but a musical collaboration between these heavyweights would be a sure "bull-eye."~~~JEFF DANIELS drinking a beer!~~~The girl from LOST shopsclakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1127666275877920592005-09-25T09:30:00.000-07:002005-09-25T09:37:55.886-07:00I KNOW this isn't movie-related, but Green Day is fast becoming the hip new band to watch with their much-acclaimed "American Psycho" record! Tallie-pip to these fine boys from Britain! This could be another "English Invasion" of the likes seen with the Fab Five, Dave Clark, Buddy Holly, and Cole Porter!My "ear-to-the-wall" at the studios reveals that Jude Law is being considered for the next clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1126667404865689062005-09-13T20:06:00.000-07:002006-04-06T00:28:14.473-07:00Is Judd Nelson's new made-for-cable movie "made-for-success???" Early buzz says this is gonna be hot. EVERYONE'S talking about it! I'm sure you've already read all about it on rec.arts.tv-movies.bratpack.guys.hair.judd_nelson.news, but I thought I'd mention it here just in case.(Anyone know where I can get some really professional looking Judd Nelson desktop wallpapers? Something classy and clakenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1125160146781345122005-08-27T09:22:00.000-07:002005-08-27T09:29:06.786-07:00What's **Luke Wilson** Doing On His Deck That He Doesn't Want Anyone To See?According to him, just "Wanting to be left the fuck alone." Well, excuse me Luke, big star! What, a private citizen can't climb an ordinary tree without getting hassled by celebrities? I'm thinking of moving out of this town.An Aside: When TOM HANKS combs his hair in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant, he sets his clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1119852871459498432005-06-26T23:13:00.000-07:002005-06-26T23:14:31.460-07:00JACKO found GUILTY!Where will it end???clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1119852776544886342005-06-26T23:06:00.000-07:002005-06-26T23:12:56.550-07:00Looks like Tom CRUISE has the red carpet BLUES as one British reporter goes a-CRUISE-in for a BRUISE-in! Maybe he's upset by troubles in his new relationship. Despite outwardly happy pairing with Batman Forever star Mary Kate Olsen, Cruise just can't stop talking about Brooke Shields. Are they SHIELDing a love affair, or is your Celebrity Reporter BROOKE-ing up the wrong tree?Owen Wilson.clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1119072404568539372005-06-17T22:19:00.000-07:002005-06-17T22:26:44.573-07:00HOT NEW SHOW!Being straight ain't so great for impressing a date? The fabulous four on Queereye for the Straight Guy will give you the Ultimate Gay Makeover! For this reporter's money, this is the hippest new show on TV! Don't "miss the boat" on this one, or you'll find yourself up "straight creek" without a "paddle!"clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1116296599317649632005-05-16T19:11:00.000-07:002005-05-16T19:23:19.323-07:00BRAD and JEN On The ROCKS??No, not LITerally! Like they broke up. For good, I think! What's got Brad in a tizzy and Jen listenin' to Thin Lizzy? What's got this "A-list" couple scoring a "gentleman's C-minus" in the high-school advanced-placement class of LOVE? This reporter's sources say Jen's found new love in the arms of Brad's "Mr and Misses Jones" co-star Angeline Jolie.What an adorableclakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1109890890804063882005-03-03T14:59:00.000-08:002005-03-03T15:01:30.806-08:00WHAT'S GOT JUDE SO RUDE?Won't sign an autograph? What's with that? I'm not some kind of obsessive freak, I'm a journalist!Real classy, Jude.clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1109792658701816642005-03-02T11:40:00.001-08:002005-03-02T11:44:18.703-08:00What's got Jacko in a tizzy? Try Beynonce~ in the hizzy with P~Dizzy!Also, what's giving Joan Rivers the 'red' carpet 'blues?' Absolutely nothing - she's fabulous!Don't wait! Get your ticket to Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous and you'll be 'congenial' that you did! Sandra Bullock makes Paris look 'harmed' and 'flabulous!'What is the point of life?clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1109792431563794092005-03-02T11:40:00.000-08:002005-03-02T11:40:31.566-08:00ALZHEIMER'S TEST>> Count the "F" in the following text:>>> FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE> SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI> FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH> THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... (SEE BELOW)>>> HOW MANY ?>>>>> .... 3?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WRONG, THERE ARE 6 !!-- no joke.>>> READ IT AGAIN !>>> The reasoning behind is further down.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1082834746697665862004-04-24T12:24:00.000-07:002004-04-24T12:29:57.046-07:00Andy DICK a PRICK to VIC?
I scribbled this down last night and I don't even know what it means
Happy Stargazing!!!!1!clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1079118100717771402004-03-12T11:00:00.000-08:002004-03-12T11:04:52.310-08:00What's Matt Damon Got That Kirsten Dunst Wants?
This reporter isn't telling!clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1073271257151446822004-01-04T18:54:00.000-08:002004-01-04T18:54:35.603-08:00Brad Pitt and Fiona Apple???
This is something I heard somewhere. Is this for real?????/clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1072910035788150772003-12-31T14:33:00.000-08:002003-12-31T14:34:26.743-08:00Orlando Bloom!clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1071873497686060072003-12-19T14:38:00.000-08:002003-12-19T14:38:32.293-08:00Who Does Kelly Ripa Think She Is???
What is up with her? Find out!clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1071873074435858082003-12-19T14:31:00.000-08:002003-12-19T14:31:28.970-08:00Jacko Wacko Kersplacko!
Plastic surgery, children, songs, have you seen his nose???clakenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6227388.post-1071873022503114992003-12-19T14:30:00.000-08:002003-12-19T14:31:43.140-08:00Rosie On a Rampage!
Famous personality yells, fires people!clakenoreply@blogger.com0