Celebrity Reporter

Looks like Tom CRUISE has the red carpet BLUES as one British reporter goes a-CRUISE-in for a BRUISE-in! Maybe he's upset by troubles in his new relationship. Despite outwardly happy pairing with Batman Forever star Mary Kate Olsen, Cruise just can't stop talking about Brooke Shields. Are they SHIELDing a love affair, or is your Celebrity Reporter BROOKE-ing up the wrong tree?

Owen Wilson.