Thursday, March 30, 2006
BRUCE WILLIS tells all!
Friday, March 24, 2006
OH GOD LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN HOW FAT ALICIA SILVERSTONE IS I SWEAR ITS LIKE SHE ATE A TIRE
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Arrow-Smith to undergo Throat Surgery
Rock-pop star The Arrow-Smith will undergo surgery to artificially enlarge his tonsils this week, causing him to miss several tour dates. As if this weird, old entertainment industry couldn't get any Wierder! Now we have celebrities getting unecessary cosmetic surgery on their tosnils!
SOUTH PARK's lovable CHIEF to Return
When legendary singer and South Park voice performer James Brown called it quits after the show's famous Tom Cruise controversey (Cruise is a well-known Satanist, and threatened The Comedy Channel with litigation if they didn't remove a PARK episode that lampooned the dark lord) his character bid the fictional Colorado town goodbye, never to return. But south park creators Tre Cool and Former Jones have announced that the Godfather of Souls character, gruff but lovable cop "Chief", will make his return at the beginning of next season. No word on who will voice the famous "Chief," but my money's on famed American Idol Reuben Stoppard. He's UN-STOPPARBLE!!!
Rock-pop star The Arrow-Smith will undergo surgery to artificially enlarge his tonsils this week, causing him to miss several tour dates. As if this weird, old entertainment industry couldn't get any Wierder! Now we have celebrities getting unecessary cosmetic surgery on their tosnils!
SOUTH PARK's lovable CHIEF to Return
When legendary singer and South Park voice performer James Brown called it quits after the show's famous Tom Cruise controversey (Cruise is a well-known Satanist, and threatened The Comedy Channel with litigation if they didn't remove a PARK episode that lampooned the dark lord) his character bid the fictional Colorado town goodbye, never to return. But south park creators Tre Cool and Former Jones have announced that the Godfather of Souls character, gruff but lovable cop "Chief", will make his return at the beginning of next season. No word on who will voice the famous "Chief," but my money's on famed American Idol Reuben Stoppard. He's UN-STOPPARBLE!!!
Saturday, March 11, 2006
MATTHEW MCCONNEHEY tells this intrepid reporter to STOP STARING AT HIM!
Hey Matt, has it ever occurred to you that the stranger at the next table is NONE OTHER than the ever-resourceful CELEBRITY REPORTER waiting for you to do something newsworthy?
This journalism tactic paid off big time, too. Halfway through his meal, McChoughnagey started to choke on a bite of breadstick. He could very well have died too, had not a busboy come running out of the kitchen to give him the Heimlich. I took notes throughout the entire scenario. YOU HEARD THIS SCOOP HERE FIRST, CELEBRO-PHYTES!
Hey Matt, has it ever occurred to you that the stranger at the next table is NONE OTHER than the ever-resourceful CELEBRITY REPORTER waiting for you to do something newsworthy?
This journalism tactic paid off big time, too. Halfway through his meal, McChoughnagey started to choke on a bite of breadstick. He could very well have died too, had not a busboy come running out of the kitchen to give him the Heimlich. I took notes throughout the entire scenario. YOU HEARD THIS SCOOP HERE FIRST, CELEBRO-PHYTES!
Friday, March 03, 2006
Family Ties star Jennifer Anniston is getting tough on paparazzi as these camera-toting celebritographers kick it up a notch to catch candid celebrity moments.
Speaking of paparazzi, my celebrity-obsessed internet-friend CelebriFan Blog has just compiled a best-of DVD of his award-winning bathroom hidden camera footage. Featured on the disk are a very heated cellphone argument between Milla Johnovich and her publicist, and Kelly Clarkson taking the biggest dump you've ever seen!
Speaking of paparazzi, my celebrity-obsessed internet-friend CelebriFan Blog has just compiled a best-of DVD of his award-winning bathroom hidden camera footage. Featured on the disk are a very heated cellphone argument between Milla Johnovich and her publicist, and Kelly Clarkson taking the biggest dump you've ever seen!
Thursday, March 02, 2006
Teen heart throb John Depp has signed on to appear in another Pirates of the Carribean movie. Pirates 3: Cut-throat Island will feature Lord of the Rings hearthrob Aragorn and the ever popular Mick Jagger as Castle Greyskull. Anyone familliar with the famous islands on which the film is based is sure to be pleased by this sequel. I'll let you know how it turns out! KEEP WATCHING THIS SPACE!
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
I have not seen Brokeback Mountain. What's it about?
