Saturday, March 11, 2006
MATTHEW MCCONNEHEY tells this intrepid reporter to STOP STARING AT HIM!
Hey Matt, has it ever occurred to you that the stranger at the next table is NONE OTHER than the ever-resourceful CELEBRITY REPORTER waiting for you to do something newsworthy?
This journalism tactic paid off big time, too. Halfway through his meal, McChoughnagey started to choke on a bite of breadstick. He could very well have died too, had not a busboy come running out of the kitchen to give him the Heimlich. I took notes throughout the entire scenario. YOU HEARD THIS SCOOP HERE FIRST, CELEBRO-PHYTES!
Hey Matt, has it ever occurred to you that the stranger at the next table is NONE OTHER than the ever-resourceful CELEBRITY REPORTER waiting for you to do something newsworthy?
This journalism tactic paid off big time, too. Halfway through his meal, McChoughnagey started to choke on a bite of breadstick. He could very well have died too, had not a busboy come running out of the kitchen to give him the Heimlich. I took notes throughout the entire scenario. YOU HEARD THIS SCOOP HERE FIRST, CELEBRO-PHYTES!
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