Thursday, August 24, 2006
WHOA!
I totally thought I saw Corey Feldman sleeping on the street but it was just some garbage. THAT would have been a SCOOP!
I totally thought I saw Corey Feldman sleeping on the street but it was just some garbage. THAT would have been a SCOOP!
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Well, I had to see what all the HYPE was aobut, so this intrepid reporter went to the local multiplex to see Snakes on a Plane. I have to say it was kind of a letdown and failed to live up to the title. I arrived late (these multiplexes are starting to resemble giant mazes!), so I missed the opening credits, but I didn't miss much because about an hour later I was still wondering when the SNAKES were finally gonna make an appearance. This movie was just lots of JOHNNY DEPP on a boat. Pretty good sword fights, though.
I saw Meg Ryan in the theater. She looked maybe kind of coked up?
I saw Meg Ryan in the theater. She looked maybe kind of coked up?
Saturday, August 19, 2006
For those who can't get enough of those combined-name celebrity pairs:
- Gwenstephavin
- Navarrolectra
- TeaLechovny
- And we're still keeping our hopes up for this one: Celebrityrepressicasimpson!
Friday, August 11, 2006
Do they HAVE to keep making movies based on real-life tragedies that have been so heavily covered by cable news and such that there is no way Hollywood could tell us anything new and surprising that we don't already know? Is it really possible that a fictionalized movie is going to cover any NEW emotional ground in a situation that we all already experienced so emotionally? Francis Ford Coppola, did you really NEED to make a movie starring Nick Cave about the fertilizer bombing of the World Trade Center in Oklahoma City so soon after it happened? Let's let those wounds heal a little more first, I say.
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
A "MIAMI' VICE LANDS CELEB IN HOT WATER
It looks like actor Mel Gibson took a chance and it paid off big time, if you listen to the critical buzz surrounding his sexy, steamy, dangerous retelling of the 1980's Mr. T vehicle "Miami Vice," co-starring rapper-turned-actor Slim Shady. That movie makes cops and robbings getting their asses blown off by semi-automatic weapons look like the coolest thing. One drawback, you gotta shave that gross moustache, Mel!
Things seemed to be going well for Our Man Gibson, until just this past weekend, when scandal errupted when he drunkenly crashed his motorcycle into a Jew. The police report has Mel asking the arresting officer if he's a jew. MEL! YOU SHOUDL KNOW if you're a jew or not, a police officer cannot tell you that. My verdict? "Gibson" doesn't sound jewish. Also, didn't he used to have an Irish accent?
It looks like actor Mel Gibson took a chance and it paid off big time, if you listen to the critical buzz surrounding his sexy, steamy, dangerous retelling of the 1980's Mr. T vehicle "Miami Vice," co-starring rapper-turned-actor Slim Shady. That movie makes cops and robbings getting their asses blown off by semi-automatic weapons look like the coolest thing. One drawback, you gotta shave that gross moustache, Mel!
Things seemed to be going well for Our Man Gibson, until just this past weekend, when scandal errupted when he drunkenly crashed his motorcycle into a Jew. The police report has Mel asking the arresting officer if he's a jew. MEL! YOU SHOUDL KNOW if you're a jew or not, a police officer cannot tell you that. My verdict? "Gibson" doesn't sound jewish. Also, didn't he used to have an Irish accent?
