Celebrity Reporter

Well, I had to see what all the HYPE was aobut, so this intrepid reporter went to the local multiplex to see Snakes on a Plane. I have to say it was kind of a letdown and failed to live up to the title. I arrived late (these multiplexes are starting to resemble giant mazes!), so I missed the opening credits, but I didn't miss much because about an hour later I was still wondering when the SNAKES were finally gonna make an appearance. This movie was just lots of JOHNNY DEPP on a boat. Pretty good sword fights, though.

I saw Meg Ryan in the theater. She looked maybe kind of coked up?