Friday, December 01, 2006
This Did Not Go As Planned!
THIS REPORTER'S star may be rising due to a recent brush with THE LAW - though not as high as I had hoped.
Yesterday, I was pulled over for a minor traffic violation. Now, I'm no fool, I know in LA there is no publicity like the stuff you get for a TV-worthy arrest and some racially or religiously offensive slurs. Now, I'm no hardened criminal, and I don't have any prior experience being arrested. It was an unfortunate mistake in hindsight to be fixing my hair in the rearview in order to prevent a Nick Nolte Moment when instead I shoudl have been carefully planning my tirade. When asking for my registration, I could tell the cop was already suspicious of me, and when I opened my mouth, I only got as far as screaming that the Italians invented AIDS when I got tazered pretty bad.
As of this morning, there's still no mugshot up on The Smoking Gun. I managed to score a copy of my pics, so maybe if I can get to the public library this afternoon I'll scan them.
I'll bet that cop didn't even have a dashboard cam.
THIS REPORTER'S star may be rising due to a recent brush with THE LAW - though not as high as I had hoped.
Yesterday, I was pulled over for a minor traffic violation. Now, I'm no fool, I know in LA there is no publicity like the stuff you get for a TV-worthy arrest and some racially or religiously offensive slurs. Now, I'm no hardened criminal, and I don't have any prior experience being arrested. It was an unfortunate mistake in hindsight to be fixing my hair in the rearview in order to prevent a Nick Nolte Moment when instead I shoudl have been carefully planning my tirade. When asking for my registration, I could tell the cop was already suspicious of me, and when I opened my mouth, I only got as far as screaming that the Italians invented AIDS when I got tazered pretty bad.
As of this morning, there's still no mugshot up on The Smoking Gun. I managed to score a copy of my pics, so maybe if I can get to the public library this afternoon I'll scan them.
I'll bet that cop didn't even have a dashboard cam.
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